Woman, don’t make me call Rachel Zoe.
And it pains me to say that, because I think personal dressers is a stupid idea and we all learned to dress ourselves in elementary school. But here I am willing to make an exception. Seriously, Stephenie, you have to rep-re-SENT.
Shabby Apple, you need to get on this.
Click here if it makes you cry and you need to comment on this.
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Timothy Chase tells me about his zombie dream. (This is all my fault, I realize.)
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Attempt #3 to record an audio file. Timothy took too long to start talking, so I yanked the phone away from him.
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Attempt #2: Timothy forgets what he was saying. Period. I start laughing so hard I sound like a coughing donkey.
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Attempt #1: Timothy Chase forgets the point of his dream.
About me
Within this simplified blog, you will find a myriad of reasons to love me. Former Coyote, as in Coyote Ugly, now Mormon. That pretty much sums up the pardoxial paradigm that is Fi. ... Also, I adore alliteration.
